Knock, knock... It's not just the Lord's message... It's science! This hilarious mashup tee features a deadpan parody of your favorite bald, bearded anti-hero in full missionary gear, complete with a backpack full of pamphlets... and questionable substances.

Whether you're a fan of dark humor, cult TV classics, or just love a good pun, the breaking bad parody T-Shirt is your new go-to conversation starter. Great for Halloween, watch parties, or confusing your neighbor Chad.

🎯 Highlights:

• 🔬 Say My Name… Now Say Amen – Inspired by a certain morally questionable chem teacher turned empire builder.

• ✝️ The Door-to-Door Meth-od – Satirical twist on door-knocking evangelism with a “crystal clear” message.

• 🧼 Not Affiliated – No brands, shows, or religions were harmed in the making of this parody.

• 🖨️ Printed on high-quality, soft cotton shirts (unisex sizing S–XXL)

• 🧼 Machine washable, best worn while mixing formulas or distributing “literature”

🛑 NOTE: This is a parody item for entertainment purposes only. It is not affiliated with Breaking Bad, AMC, Jehovah’s Witnesses, or any official organization. Just good clean (or not-so-clean) fun.

Product features

- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability

- Retail fit suitable for casual and semi-formal wear

- Ribbed knit collar for shape retention and comfort

- Shoulder tape for added stability and durability

- Printed labels using Direct-to-Garment (DTG) for vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean